Sou só eu que tenho uma relação de amor-ódio com macacões? ![🙈](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tf1/2/16/1f648.png)
![😍](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/ta1/2/16/1f60d.png)
![😡](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t2c/2/16/1f621.png)
![🙈](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tf1/2/16/1f648.png)
![😍](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/ta1/2/16/1f60d.png)
![😡](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t2c/2/16/1f621.png)
Deslumbro-me, imagino-me toda fit e sexy ![💄](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/te7/2/16/1f484.png)
dentro daqueles que me vão passando pelos olhos, quase que me entrego à compra por impulso, até que…
me imagino ir com um deles a um WC. ![🚽](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/taf/2/16/1f6bd.png)
![🤦🏻♀️](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/2/16/1f926_1f3fb_200d_2640.png)
![💄](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/te7/2/16/1f484.png)
![💃🏻](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t61/2/16/1f483_1f3fb.png)
![😵](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tcf/2/16/1f635.png)
![🚽](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/taf/2/16/1f6bd.png)
![🤦🏻♀️](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/2/16/1f926_1f3fb_200d_2640.png)
Epah a sério, a ideia de ter de me despir sei lá quantas vezes por dia, ali toda descapotável, é um verdadeiro corta clímax! ![😫](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tdd/2/16/1f62b.png)
![😥](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t30/2/16/1f625.png)
![💔](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t86/2/16/1f494.png)
![😫](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tdd/2/16/1f62b.png)
![😥](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t30/2/16/1f625.png)
![💔](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t86/2/16/1f494.png)
E se for a um wc público? ![💭](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t8e/2/16/1f4ad.png)
Já não basta
![👉](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tf0/2/16/1f449.png)
![🤸🏻♂️](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t0/2/16/1f938_1f3fb_200d_2642.png)
![💨](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t62/2/16/1f4a8.png)
![⚒️](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t87/2/16/2692.png)
![🙅🏻♀️](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t57/2/16/1f645_1f3fb_200d_2640.png)
![🤹🏻♀️](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t7f/2/16/1f939_1f3fb_200d_2640.png)
![👶🏻](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t45/2/16/1f476_1f3fb.png)
![🕺](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t36/2/16/1f57a.png)
![😷](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/td1/2/16/1f637.png)
![😤](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/taf/2/16/1f624.png)
![😧](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t32/2/16/1f627.png)
![🙍🏻♀️](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t6/2/16/1f64d_1f3fb_200d_2640.png)
![🤞🏻](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/tff/2/16/1f91e_1f3fb.png)
Enfim…
Não, não é para mim. ![😒](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/te/2/16/1f612.png)
![😖](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t12/2/16/1f616.png)
![😒](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/te/2/16/1f612.png)
![😖](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t12/2/16/1f616.png)
Prefiro continuar a comer com os olhos, está bem? ![👀](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t67/2/16/1f440.png)
![🤓](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t52/2/16/1f913.png)
![😛](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t3e/2/16/1f61b.png)
![😆](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t73/2/16/1f606.png)
![👀](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t67/2/16/1f440.png)
![🤓](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t52/2/16/1f913.png)
![😛](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t3e/2/16/1f61b.png)
![😆](https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t73/2/16/1f606.png)
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